I'm not so sure about this...

i am feeling a wee bit dubious about this blog business. i have noticed that all of the cool kids are doing it though, and i am known to bend to peer pressure very easily, so here i am. i feel like i need to tell you about myself, but there isn't really a "you" per se, and if there is, "you" probably already know that i am a fat-american-lesbian-at-home feminist/mother-wife who is often crude, sarcastic, and inappropriate. if "you" plan on reading this with any regularity please be advised of the following:

-sometimes i rhyme.
-sometimes i like lime.
-that last one is true, but i only wrote it to illustrate the first point.
-i am ok with offending you.
-i opted out of the free lobotomy when i became a mother.
-i love my kids and my wife.
-i have a lot to say that has nothing to do with my kids and wife.
-i watch more tv than you.
-i prefer white wine.
-i swear a lot.
-cookies are my favorite food, and i am known for my chocolate chip.
-i think i am always right.
-most nights when my kids ask me what's for dinner i answer "boogers and poop".
-i like to moon people.
-i really love music, including, but not limited to: folksey girls with guitars, tormented boys with guitars, alt rock, hip-hop, easy listening, old country, techno, raffi... etc.

the rest i guess you'll have to discover if i actually keep this crap up and write here with the aforementioned regularity.