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Thursday, December 11, 2008

just fyi...

i headed down to my local drop off station for the toys for tots drive today and was saddened when they refused my donation.  i was shocked to learn that my new unwrapped gifts for the children were not up to par according to the marines on duty.  apparently it's not considered in vogue these days to give kids lady schick razors, a carton of cigs, a tub of crisco, and a 12 pack of tube socks from costco.  who knew.  

hopefully my story will save you an unnecessary trip to this ungrateful charity.  god bless.

4 comments:

AnneSchuette said...

12 pack of tube socks.

R. said...

you are.

Mr. said...

Actually, they WILL take tubs of crisco. That marine must have confused it with Creeko; it's a tub of creek mud.

Mr. said...

But i don't know why they don't take creeko; it's awesome!